Applying Hillary’s Logic on Losing the Election

Hillary Clinton is still bitter over her loss to The Don, as we see in her recent comments at a New York women’s event. She claims to take “absolute responsibility” for it, yet she clearly doesn’t because she followed up by saying she was winning “until a combination of Jim Comey’s letter on October 28 and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me and got scared off.”

That doesn’t sound like absolute responsibility to me. The funniest part of her comments, though, was when she said, “If the election had been on October 27, I would be your president.”

Let’s apply this logic elsewhere, shall we? Take it away, Benny Johnson:

Hillary Clinton: “If the election had been on Oct. 27, I would be your president.”

Atlanta Falcons: “If the game had ended in the 3rd quarter, we would be your Super Bowl Champs.”

Soviets: “If our entire economic & political systems had not utterly collapsed, we would control Eastern Europe.”

Titanic: “If the iceberg had been somewhere else in the ocean, I would have triumphantly docked in New York.”

Troy: “Had we checked that damn horse, we would all be alive.”

Adam: “Eve, if that Apple was from any other tree, we would live eternal in paradise.”



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